Nah, it's true.

A big bro's job is to watch over his kin. Through thick and thin- because kids screw up. S'why they need their bro.

... listen, kid, if your bro ain't doin' that, then you're not getting the full experience.

And if that's the case... you're as welcome as anyone else to call me 'Aniki'. Ain't no replacement, just an addition.